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[bigbad]

If you ask nicely.

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If it were that tempting, don't you think I would have just gone with you?

[bigbad]

Maybe you just didn't want to bother with the bar raiding part.

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Why are you so eager for me to throw up on your shoes? Again?

[bigbad]

I wasn't thinking of giving you that much.

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Oh, so now you're rationing my alcohol intake?

[bigbad]

You don't even want any!

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That's not the point!

[bigbad]

So you do want to drink with me?

1/3

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No!

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Maybe.

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Shut up.

[bigbad]

I've only got one bottle. It's not enough to get both of us drunk.

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You sure you don't want to trade it for condoms and cigarettes?

[bigbad]

Where do I get cigarettes? I've been sorely lacking.

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Same guys who are hoarding condoms are hoarding cigarettes. I'd say put out a call on your phone asking.

[bigbad]

Why would you hoard those? It's not prison.

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Beats the hell outta me. But, I don't smoke, and I'd sooner be in the market for a wimple than condoms, so not my problem.

/insert obligatory S9 joke

[bigbad]

Not like I've got much use for condoms, being a vampire and incapable of getting girls pregnant and all. But I do like my smokes.

RUDE

[slays]

[ It shouldn't bother her like it does that his lack of use is for lack of concrete necessity of them during sex, not his lack of sex. It shouldn't bother her at all anymore. And still, there's a tetchy discomfort at the back of her mind. She pushes it back in favor of casual conversation. ]

Right. Also, the perk of no sti fear. But, I was mostly FYI-ing for the sake of the cigarettes.

HAD TO

[bigbad]

[He also isn't actually getting any, but that's beside the point, and not the sort of thing a guy likes to just go around admitting. Even if it should be obvious to Buffy because they're LIVING together. And he doesn't spend that much time away from her.]

Right. I also want the booze. Guess I'll ask around anyway.

RUDE RUDE RUDE

[slay]

[ LOOK SHE WAS MOSTLY THINKING BACK HOME, OK. They are a step up from terribly codependent there, and he was gone a really long time. ]

Can't hurt.

Re: RUDE RUDE RUDE

[bigbad]

[YEAH HE SHOWS OFF HIS BUG FRIENDS AND ALL THE GIRLS DROP THEIR PANTIES. HOW DID YOU KNOW?



but awww, Buffy.]

Do you want to share the drink or not? Because I'm certain I could finish the bottle alone, but it'd be less entertaining.

[slay]

Fine. I'll help.

[bigbad]

It's really all right if you don't want to. I'm not twisting your arm or anything.