[The message is in text for two main reasons: the first being, he's far less likely to trip over his words repeatedly if he's typing rather than actively talking, and this is the sort of thing that needs to be said right. Or at least not hideously muddled through with the point lost midway through. And he might be making some slight assumptions here, but despite the subject matter, some of that broadcast hits far too close to home not to.
...The second is less practical and more that he's been blushing ridiculously over all the sex rumors that keep cropping up lately and he's pretty sure he's some ridiculous shade of crimson right now.]
Hey. Don't let that stupid rumor thing get you down. There's nothing inherently wrong or bad about being superstrong, okay? It's not your fault if people are afraid, and there's nothing wrong with you.
Isn't it interesting, Miss Summers, that three months ago you had no sister...and today, one suddenly appears?
More interesting is the fact that she is precisely the young woman I remember from before your own arrival. The one whom you told me most emphatically did not exist.
Yeah, I'm not really one for pleasantries either, let's skip right over those to: gee, you reeeeaaally don't have a problem prying into people's personal business, do ya?
And now rhyme-y on top of it all. [ reluctant sigh. ] I -- I'm okay. I'm ... dealing. Just kinda seems like everybody's leaps and bounds ahead of Buffy these days. And then they wanna know how I wasn't missing, and I don't even know how I wasn't missing or how I went missing after Giles went missing when Giles is in the future, and I just -- [ wow that was a lot of babble. ] Sorry.
[ huff. buffy casts a sidelong glance at whoever's at her house today since someone always is. ] Nothing that even remotely concerns you. [ she excuses herself and takes the phone upstairs. ] What do you want, Spike?
[Let's just say Dawn happens to be lucky enough to find the door to Buffy's room open, and Buffy obviously in it. She approaches, knocks on the frame and leans on it.]
[ buffy's taking the opportunity to sort through books - yeah, it looks ridiculous, because it couldn't be more out of character for her. but it's not for her. it's for spike. she sets the ones in her hands down. ]
Buffy. If you've a moment, Wesley said you'd know more about the whole Valen-thing. What's done for it, generally. As your world tends to share holidays with Tony's I think there's a fair chance that he'd have it too.
Valentine. How is it I'm everybody's first choice for dating advice? We do remember the catastrophe all Buffy attempts have been, right? [ sigh. right. helping anders. ] Chocolate. Flowers. It's another gift-giving one. Lotsa people take their honeys out for dinner, and do something special. It's all about ... showing how much you care, I guess. But, with capitalism.
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...The second is less practical and more that he's been blushing ridiculously over all the sex rumors that keep cropping up lately and he's pretty sure he's some ridiculous shade of crimson right now.]
Hey. Don't let that stupid rumor thing get you down. There's nothing inherently wrong or bad about being superstrong, okay? It's not your fault if people are afraid, and there's nothing wrong with you.
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what if it's true?how is it not my fault ifhow can you say there's nothing wrong with hurting someone when you're trying toand here i was hoping everyone would miss the memo from hell. guess you saw, huh?
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More interesting is the fact that she is precisely the young woman I remember from before your own arrival. The one whom you told me most emphatically did not exist.
Would you care to explain?
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GRATUITOUS PHONE SEX THREAD
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Hey. Can I come in for a moment?
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Yeah, of course. What's the what?
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