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[bigbad]

bothering you's a hobby

[slay]

a better hobby.

[bigbad]

what do you suggest? knitting?

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really don't care what it is as long as you keep it away from me.

[bigbad]

but that's no fun.

[slay]

funny how that ranks nowhere on the list of my concerns

[bigbad]

and yet its top on mine. i'm bored slayer.

[slay]

entertaining you isn't my job.

[bigbad]

lucky i'm good at making my own fun.

[slay]

then make it in a way that doesn't involve texting me.

or talking to me.

looking at me is also off the table

[bigbad]

it's a way that doesn't involve doing what you say.

[slay]

wow. what a rebel you are.

[bigbad]

also we live together so looking and talking happens.

[slay]

we don't live together!

[ god spike you make it sound relationshippy. ]

you just happen to squat in my basement

[bigbad]

which you invited me to.

[slay]

i did not! at no point was i like hey, spike, come move in with us.

you decided giles invitation included you. you tagged along. i continue to suffer through.

[bigbad]

right you're just an innocent victim here.

[slay]

we're leaving in reality not your fantasy. buffy the vampire victim is never gonna happen.

but we don't under any circumstances live together.

[bigbad]

except for the part where we share a house. it's sort of unambiguous.

[slay]

i live in the house. you live in a dank dungeon that happens to be beneath it.

[bigbad]

it's hardly dank. i've cleaned it up rather well, i think.

[slay]

yeah. you're a champion of interior decorating.

[bigbad]

i ate one once. something must've stuck.

[slay]

could you be more obscene?

[bigbad]

probably. was that a challenge?