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Yawn. History lesson over yet?

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Fine, fine, mission accomplished anyway.

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I'll cue the fanfare.

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I brought you a present.

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Is it paint thinner?

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Cranberry juice that you can mix my paint thinner in.

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If you ask nicely.

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If it were that tempting, don't you think I would have just gone with you?

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Maybe you just didn't want to bother with the bar raiding part.

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Why are you so eager for me to throw up on your shoes? Again?

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I wasn't thinking of giving you that much.

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Oh, so now you're rationing my alcohol intake?

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You don't even want any!

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That's not the point!

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So you do want to drink with me?

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No!

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Maybe.

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Shut up.

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I've only got one bottle. It's not enough to get both of us drunk.

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You sure you don't want to trade it for condoms and cigarettes?

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Where do I get cigarettes? I've been sorely lacking.

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Same guys who are hoarding condoms are hoarding cigarettes. I'd say put out a call on your phone asking.

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Why would you hoard those? It's not prison.

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Beats the hell outta me. But, I don't smoke, and I'd sooner be in the market for a wimple than condoms, so not my problem.

/insert obligatory S9 joke

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Not like I've got much use for condoms, being a vampire and incapable of getting girls pregnant and all. But I do like my smokes.