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[slay]

robb isn't exactly an uncommon name. how are we supposed to hunt down the right one

[bigbad]

the king part might help. how many kings can there be here? that are named robb?

[slay]

so you, what, wanna just put out a bulletin for 'king robb' and see who answers? dawn will love that.

[bigbad]

do you have a better idea?

[slay]

well she's gotta bring him by the house sooner or later

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[bigbad]

lie in wait? we might have to keep our hands off each other then. apparently they came by once and went to his place instead because we were too loud.

[bigbad]

maybe we could be quiet?

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[slay]

dawn heard us having sex?

[slay]

DAWN HEARD US HAVING SEX?!

[bigbad]

you're a screamer love.

[slay]

and your a dead man!

[bigbad]

what? why? i didn't know she'd be home!

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[slay]

you could have heard her coming in!

[slay]

[ ... wait.

no, he couldn't have. he doesn't have vampire hearing, or vampire anything. ]

[slay]

okay fine. so it's not your fault. strictly speaking

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[bigbad]

thank you

[bigbad]

dont worry shes not traumatized or upset or anything. just embarrassed.

[slay]

are you sure? i mean i know this is kind of. maybe i should talk to her.

[bigbad]

thats up to you love. i don't think she's got any questions about it. she is a grown woman and all.

[slay]

I wasn't planning on pulling out diagrams or anything sheesh

more like making sure she's okay with it.

[bigbad]

oh. well that might be a good idea.

[He's pretty sure Dawn's fine with it. But he'll never discourage Buffy from publicly acknowledging and discussing their relationship with her family. Even now, in their healthy, loving relationship, it gives him a thrill to not be her dirty secret.]

[slay]

then that's what i'll do.

[bigbad]

let me know how it goes.