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[bigbad]

she's being annoyingly tight-lipped. you're her sister. can't you girl talk it out of her?

he's a king apparently.

[slay]

a king? like a ... a real king? dawn's dating a kING?

[bigbad]

so she says. she kept gushing about how sweet he is. seems a bit sketchy. what sort of king is sweet?

[slay]

the sort that's not really a king. like anastasia.

except you know a boy

[bigbad]

i don't know. he's kingly enough for dawn to say he's one.

[slay]

and she fooled a whole country. your point?

[bigbad]

i don't know. but considering how reluctant she is for me to meet him, i think we'd better.

[slay]

robb isn't exactly an uncommon name. how are we supposed to hunt down the right one

[bigbad]

the king part might help. how many kings can there be here? that are named robb?

[slay]

so you, what, wanna just put out a bulletin for 'king robb' and see who answers? dawn will love that.

[bigbad]

do you have a better idea?

[slay]

well she's gotta bring him by the house sooner or later

1/2

[bigbad]

lie in wait? we might have to keep our hands off each other then. apparently they came by once and went to his place instead because we were too loud.

[bigbad]

maybe we could be quiet?

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[slay]

dawn heard us having sex?

[slay]

DAWN HEARD US HAVING SEX?!

[bigbad]

you're a screamer love.

[slay]

and your a dead man!

[bigbad]

what? why? i didn't know she'd be home!

1/3

[slay]

you could have heard her coming in!

[slay]

[ ... wait.

no, he couldn't have. he doesn't have vampire hearing, or vampire anything. ]

[slay]

okay fine. so it's not your fault. strictly speaking

1/2

[bigbad]

thank you

[bigbad]

dont worry shes not traumatized or upset or anything. just embarrassed.

[slay]

are you sure? i mean i know this is kind of. maybe i should talk to her.