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[slay]

we have an agreement. i've been donating.

[bigbad]

sure that's wise? if some other vampire got a taste of you...

[slay]

they're getting tastes of people from all over the city. better the slayer who can beat them down than someone else who looks like a pot roast. besides, if they're getting blood from the hospital, they know better than to be hunting.

[bigbad]

i get that. but your blood's not exactly normal. it's more potent.

[slay]

could this conversation be more gross?

[bigbad]

...yes. it's also an aphrodisiac. but i'll be nice. point is, be careful.

[slay]

i'm a big girl, spike, i can handle myself. if you're so worried about who's drinking it, just make sure that's where she pulls from when she gets some for you.

[bigbad]

no.

[slay]

then stop throwing a fit about what i'm doing with my own blood.

[bigbad]

i'm not throwing a fit! i just know what it's like to drink slayer blood.

[slay]

wow. you were right. it could get grosser. thank you for the reminder. are we done with the trying to tell buffy what to do with her body portion of this talk?

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[bigbad]

fine. do what you want.

[bigbad]

not like what i think matters at all.

[slay]

oh, don't start. i don't have time for this. good night, spike. i'm sorry about your friend.

[bigbad]

fine. talk to you later.

[slay]

yeah. maybe later as in when you learn how to have a conversation without taking jabs.

[bigbad]

or when you stop taking advice so personally.

[slay]

advice? you call your passive aggression ADVICE? cuz i just call it obnoxious.

[bigbad]

really. speaking from experience and giving you the insider scoop is passive aggression?

[slay]

"not like what i think matters at all"? yeah. really.

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[bigbad]

that was AFTER you started pitching a fit about my advice. anything i said was either controlling or gross!

2/3 I lied

[bigbad]

i don't know what i'm doing, love. i don't want to fight. i just miss you. i know it's not fair of me to say it, that i'm making it harder, but i have to say it. i miss you.

[bigbad]

i swear i'm not trying to guilt you or anything.

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[slay]

i know.

[slay]

look. about the vampires. chapel needs the extra blood. i'm gonna do what i can to help, no matter what's wrong with my blood.

she might even be keeping it for transfusions like it's meant to be used for, for all we know.

all i know is those stores can't deplete, or we'll have a much bigger problem than vampires drinking prepackaged slayer blood on our hands.